Meanwhile, there have been no posts for the obvious reasons (I'm busy as shit, etc) but to those people out there to whom I have gone AWOL (that means not picking up my phone or making calls myself) I'm totally sorry. In a matter of 24 hours I will be back in the loop. Not the North Loop, though. That place sucks.
In the meantime I am perfecting the final touches on my very first bachelor pad.

High five, bro.
