Time to make fun of a Russian stereotype!

I read in the news today that the Russian president (hehe, it's still funny to hear them use that word) told his nation of comrades that they should all lay off the vodka a bit. Turns out they have a ridiculously high consumption rate and times aren't as tough as they used to be so not having bread through a cold Russian winter will no longer suffice as a legitimate excuse to down a fifth of Stolichaya.

Why is this post worthy? Well, frankly it's funny (sorry, Ludwig) but more importantly in an odd way my patriotism bone tingled when I read it. 

Why? Because in America we can drink as much as we fucking want. We do it all the time. Hell, we might even drink more than Russia and no one knows because no one asks. Point is, even if we did, our President would never tell us to stop because we can do whatever we want, baby!

When it comes to the party meter our friends far east are going through early onsets of alcohol withdrawals while we are doing a bitchin' keg stand. 

God bless America.