Firstborn

I have been going through some emotional transitions lately and I feel a little bit like I'm having a quarter life crisis. Unlike those lucky enough to experience a mid-life crisis I can't buy a car or divorce my wife or even start disowning my children. Still, I have been compensating by thinking about the big picture more than ever. 

I started to wonder about kids a few nights ago. I'm not sure if I want a kid or not so I decided that the Internet could help me. My only concern is what the child looks like (I don't want no ugly baby) so I went to MakeMeBabies.Com and matched myself up with the most beautiful woman I could think of. I know this is totally subjective but my idea of the perfect woman to walk this earth is Selma Blair:

Humina, humina.

So, I figured if the baby looks ugly after being matched up with the perfect woman there is no way I will have an attractive child with a normal street walking civilian. There's a lot invested in this test. Here we go:

Oh. My. God.

No little Kev's for me. At least it has the half smile...