Tuesday, June 9, 2009


I have been going through some emotional transitions lately and I feel a little bit like I'm having a quarter life crisis. Unlike those lucky enough to experience a mid-life crisis I can't buy a car or divorce my wife or even start disowning my children. Still, I have been compensating by thinking about the big picture more than ever. 

I started to wonder about kids a few nights ago. I'm not sure if I want a kid or not so I decided that the Internet could help me. My only concern is what the child looks like (I don't want no ugly baby) so I went to MakeMeBabies.Com and matched myself up with the most beautiful woman I could think of. I know this is totally subjective but my idea of the perfect woman to walk this earth is Selma Blair:

Humina, humina.

So, I figured if the baby looks ugly after being matched up with the perfect woman there is no way I will have an attractive child with a normal street walking civilian. There's a lot invested in this test. Here we go:

Oh. My. God.

No little Kev's for me. At least it has the half smile...


Carlos Galarza said...

Hahahahaha the half smile. Nah dude its all about Zoey Deuschenel

daniel said...


imagine their baby. whoa baby

LudwigLongPlay said...

what about someone who's in your league -


sorry if i gave it away in the url. i was gonna say it's a typo.

LudwigLongPlay said...

oh and carlos, its all about paz de la huerta

LudwigLongPlay said...

oh and here's that movie i was talkinga bout kevin


read the review, its funny