Sunday, June 28, 2009


This is so fucked up. I can't believe I'm writing two posts about dead celebrities in two days (if I was a "Charlie's Angels" fan I would have written three - YEESH) but today I got a text message that disturbed me. 

It, honestly, seemed too absurd to be true so I wrote it off as a rumor. When I got home and did a quick google search I found out that what I didn't want to admit to myself was true. 

Billy Mays, infomercial guru and personal hero was found dead today. 

I refuse to accept that he is no longer with us. Forget Michael Jackson, this guy was my hero. I miss him and refuse to acknowledge that he has died. Perhaps that same un-budging stubbornness is why I believe that he is indeed still alive. 

You see, this all makes sense. Recently that website was put up that involves investing $10 to time travel. Since then celebrities have been croaking like flies. Maybe they are faking their deaths and instead traveling to the future. 

Maybe Billy is far ahead of our time learning about what he loves: revolutionary technologies and products. Maybe Billy Mays has been going back and forth to the future and ALL his products are from another time. 

I know he's alive. I just know it. 

I miss you already, Mr. Mays. 


Carlos Galarza said...


"billy mays is fucking time traveling" (label)

He is in the future. Not Farrah though. She had butt cancer and is dead.

LudwigLongPlay said...

wow carlos, well said