Friday, September 18, 2009

Second response. Today's casualties? Reptilians...

I really got my rocks off the other day deading people who think 9/11 was an inside job. I was left wanting to do more (ah, the youtube bug) and picking my next victim was of the up most importance. 

I thought to myself "who really, really sucks?" and the answer came easy (took like, three minutes of youtube surfing). Believe it or not, there are individuals out there even more backwards and silly than the 9/11 conspiracists. I am referring to those who believe in reptilians, of course. 

If you don't know about this already I recommend doing a google search. It will make you laugh. These schmucks actually believe that all Government, all media, all entertainment and basically every form of manipulation/control that any society has over her people are run by shape shifting reptilians. Yes. I'm not making this up.

There are SO many followers and it just makes me think: what a shitty life. Imagine thinking that everyone on television, every president, every authority figure in your entire life is actually a gecko waiting to execute it's master plan against you and your loved ones. Not to mention the fact that you being aware of the grand scheme of things and talking about it to save your fellow man forever puts you in danger of a force unfathomably stronger than you. That must be terrifying. It's a fine example of how stupidity can really effect one's well being. 

So, here's it goes:

To all that voiced a liking to the "salute/wink" I thank you. In fact, I salute and wink you.


LudwigLongPlay said...

i already saw this last night 30 minutes after you uploaded it. gotta work it faster bro. make that shit private at first. sorry.

daniel said...

oh you're wink was great this time

Carlos Galarza said...

I especially think the salute was great. A lot of flare and personality.

Carlos Galarza said...

hahaha. Love the different attack structure of this response, ie: the satire. I actually think Scientology might be more believable then this reptilian theory. Because as we all know aliens exist (and if you don't why don't you shoot an email to me or kevin so we can drop some knowledge) so why can't alien ghosts who possess our ancestors.