A New Frontier: Gun Reviews

Yesterday while surfing Youtube I noticed a shit-ton of BB Gun reviews. Unspurisingly, each video had thousands of hits. I'm not the most educated CO2 powered gun nut there is but I know enough to tell that these are shitty reviews. People awkwardly standing there reading facts off the box and then shooting a few rounds (if your lucky). Still, thousands of people watched these pieces of shit.

Being the attention hungry, blogging monster I am the part of my brain that says "LISTEN TO ME I HAVE AN IDEA" started lighting up. Next thing I know, I'm at Walmart (and yes, I checked the Bathroom in hopes I'd get on Kotaku again. Zilch.) in the sporting goods section. The result? Check it:

I bet that within three weeks, this will have a few thousand hits. 

God, it's so easy sometimes. 

Call of Doodie

Today Carlos and I were walking aimlessly around Walmart (Why? Don't worry about it) and found something pretty funny.

I was looking at the guns and huge knives while Carlos was in the bathroom. He came out and told me I had to see something. I went in and I'm glad I did. What I saw was hilarious.

In the toilet of the handicapped stall was a collection of dated (I really mean dated) "Call of Duty" games. PS2, mostly. 

Who would do such a thing? Well, a thief obviously who didn't want to trigger an alarm. Also, someone who is probably doing the gaming community a favor by pulling these turds off the shelves and putting them where they belong.