Doppelgänger

I found this little doohickey on the internet a few days ago that analyzes your face and then searches it's massive celebrity database to find the closest matches. In other words, it tells you what famous fool you look like and it's free so I did it.

The results were, well, less than satisfying.

Seven out of eight are women. Half of those are asian. The only male that came up looks like an english junky. Damn. That's harsh stuff.

I was so upset over this I decided to take matters into my own hands. I don't have the money for facial reconstruction so instead I resorted to highly advanced computing technology to re-render the images into something more ideal and realistic:

Ah, that's better.