You are witnessing the process of "deading"

Yes. Yes. I should be writing the essay. I'm literally just about to, I swear. First I had to do this sound piece. I couldn't just make it and not upload it to youtube, right? That'd be such a waste! So, I did the right thing and put the essay off a couple of minutes. 

Anyway, this piece is based on a short and sweet article I found published in the Times waaaaaay back in the day. It was about a boy who suffered from Urticaria so much so that you could write on his body with a blunt object. I went from there. It's pretty dark and fun and it's not writing an essay and that's awesome:

Now, I write my essay.

Wish my luck.