Wednesday, August 19, 2009


I think I'm late to this show but I thought it would be worth a shot:

In recent times there has been a whole lot of talk about Twitter. A few of my friends are into it and I never really dug the idea. Why? Well, I misunderstood it. I always thought that in order to tweet one had to be at a computer. That is unless they had a $300,000,000,000 contract with Verizon to use one of those fancy phones that connect to the Internet. I don't have one of those so the fun  and impromptu "from the field" reporting that is Twitter was meaningless to me. 

I found out that it is actually a primitive system. Basically, you use text messages. Who woulda' thought? Still, that's not enough for me to spend three or four minutes making an account. I need a real motive. Something that makes me stand up on my desk, raise my fists in the air and scream  to the gods above: "IT IS TIME! I MUST MAKE A TWITTER ACCOUNT" 

It took a while for me to feel that. Then, it happened.

I decided to test how legit of a website "twitter" really was by searching the one thing that is most important to me:

The results were a complete disaster:

It was time for a change. Time to solve this fucking problem the only way I know how: making a twitter account and talking all about myself. 



LudwigLongPlay said...

why don't you try using different search words like they prescribed you to?

Ezra Salzman-Gubbay said...

Another decision made in true Kevin Gannon fashion.