Thursday, October 15, 2009

Balloon Kid Farts

Today I was sitting by the fireplace and I read about the whole "boy floating around the upper atmosphere in a balloon" fiasco. I tuned into the live feeds from a few websites. I was hooked. When I saw the balloon was empty I thought to myself that some poor kid was hanging from a tree  and that in a few days time his dead body would surface. Terrible, terrible stuff.

As it turns out, everyone knows the punk was hiding in the garage the whole time. There have been speculations that the family put him up to it. They already have a bit of reality television fame and some speculate that they wanted much, much more. 

Wolf Blitzer got an interview already and the kid clearly states that "They did it for the show" 

The Wolfman doesn't acknowledge this. Perhaps because he felt uncomfortable in the middle of an awkward situation. No, I'm not referring to the embarrassment of his family who just got exposed as complete douche bags. I'm referring to the disgusting, loud, wet fart the kid ripped immediately after fessing up. 

Go to 40 seconds in, it's hilarious.



No one has mentioned it. Am I the only one who hears it?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe cuz its juvenile to bother paying attention too

DANIEL said...

i'm not sure, kevy.

Carlos Galarza said...

That was a definite fart. Also is nobody talking about that A) This kids name is Falcon and B) This kids name is Falcon and his story is that he was lost in the air.

And anonymous if you think its too juvenile to pay attention too you obviously have never hung out with us and realized how much we talk about poop.

Carlos Galarza said...

Wow Kev, I knew Olivia Munn was your soul mate

http://www.oliviamunn.com/balloon-boy-confesses-it-was-for-the-show/